第1个回答 2010-12-27
A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. "
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It's impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!
Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!
英文笑话:我没有蛀牙/No Cavities
小男孩儿看完牙医,面带微笑地回到家:“嘿,妈妈,牙医说,我一颗蛀牙也没有。”
妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛:“不可能——你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完,而且从来不刷牙!”
这时,男孩儿张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了。?本回答被网友采纳
第2个回答 2010-12-27
Thus ugly female
There is a woman to grow strange and ugly and matchless, the man all avoid after seeing three cent.The woman contain the biggest wish, be let the person's trader kidnap, then ……hence, whenever the cope of night condescends to come, she goes back and forth then on the human footprints rarely seen country path, waiting for that engraving at that time of approach.
The effort doesn't take an observant and conscientious person, this dead hour, she is finally bound bandit by 1 to kidnap to fill into inside car.Binding the bandit takes own"victory fruit" to see bind bandit head of group, prepare inviting an achievement receives award.Bind bandit head of group however on seeing the outlooking of woman, can not help lambasting that binds bandit to has no taste, and order him to let that woman leave car immediately.Bind bandit to adhere to a son of the order let the woman get off, however the woman basically didn't meaning for getting off.Refuse to budge very long-playing, bind a bandit usage 威 to force, threaten, contuse etc. various meanses let the woman get off, however the woman didn't accept defeat always, she is to don't get off.Binding the bandit head of group sees a form, shout a way helplessly:"Calculated!The car doesn't want!" 还有一篇小笑话Ultimate ugly
A woman looked a perfect fright so that the people can intentionally give her a wide berth after seeing her.That kidnapped by trader in human beings gradually become her greatest desire.Herefrom...every time the curtain of night befalls , she always paces up and down on the village bypath that the human footmarks are rare in order to fulfil her desire that she is waiting for.
Everything comes to him who waits! One late night,she finally gets the chance that kidnapped by a kidnapper.The kidnapper who wants to ask for a higher level leading as reward is taking " fruits of victory " into a car to show to kidnapper head of a gang.However,seeing the visage of woman ,the leader can't help abusing greatly that kidnapper has no eye, and orders him to let that woman disappear from the small vehicle immediately.The kidnapper asks woman to act on the leader's command,but the woman has no idea of getting off the car at all .Therefor,the kidnapper takes many kinds of means, such as insulting、threatening and even beating up etc, to compel the woman to get off the car,but the woman who does not succumb tries her best to stay on all the time.After this case last a long time, facing the scene,the leader stands in a bewilderedness flaring up"You win,you here we go!"