一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。他问：“主啊，一百万美元对你来说意味着什么？”上帝回答：“一便士。”男子又问：“那一百万年呢？”上帝说：“一秒钟。”最后男子请求道：“上帝，我能得到一便士吗？”上帝回答：“过一秒钟。”
领导在计划生育宣传会上演讲：孩子是祖国的花朵，是成长的小树苗，但你们不断超生，将来会有什么后果？台下一人回答：绿化祖国 英语Leadership in family planning publicity speeches at: children is the blossom of motherland, is the young saplings grow, but you will have continuous super to living, what the consequences? One answer: motherland green below 回答者： dalaoqian3 | 一级 | 2011-5-9 18:28
A:nice to meet you.
B:nice to meet you ,too.
A:nice to meet you three.
这个就不翻了哈 翻出来就没有好笑了
希望对lz有帮助。
B:nice to meet you ,too.
A:nice to meet you three.
这个就不翻了哈 翻出来就没有好笑了
希望对lz有帮助。本回答被提问者采纳
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Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old ...
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一 I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!""I wasn't asleep," the man answered."Not ...
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A person in the country lost his way, to a child for directions. The child said: "give me 10 dollars, I to you the truth." The man gave the child 10 dollars.The child said, "to tell you the truth, I don't know."一位妇女带着她的女孩去看精神科医生。妇女说：“我的...
