二人英语幽默对话,一两分钟,带翻译,急~~~~

英文幽默对话,俩人的,不要太多也不要太少,一两分钟就读完那种的,回答有高分奖励

男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?)
女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的。)【我立马走人】
男:Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?)
女:Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。)【我不想和你有任何交集】
男:Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)
女:Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼)【^_^头疼也是可以预约的】
男:Can I have your name?(我能知道你的名字吗?)
女:Why? Don''t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)
男:I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)
女:I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)【长的真丑】
男:I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)
女:Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)【你能离开就是对我的仁慈】
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第1个回答  2013-11-27
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.

"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"

"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.

"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."

一位列车员正要发出信号让火车启动,这时他看见一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站台上一节打开的车厢门旁边,跟车厢里另一位漂亮姑娘在说话。

“快点,小姐!”他喊道:“请把门关上。”

“噢,我还没有和妹妹吻别呢。”她回答道。

“请把门关上好了,”列车员说:“其余的事由我负责。”
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