求一篇5分钟左右的英语故事，要搞笑的，两人对话形式的，带翻译

英语幽默故事带翻译
英语幽默故事带翻译一：DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework rig...

求一篇5分钟左右的英语故事,要搞笑的,两人对话形式的,带翻译
“I am sorry，too”外国人回答。“I am sorry three”我道。“What are you sorry for?”外国人问。“I am sorry five”我说……

英语幽默小故事 英语幽默小故事及翻译
1、英语幽默小故事：Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Super Bargains!The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, Prices S...

比较简短的英语幽默小故事,初一的适合参加英语大赛的,最好附上翻译,谢...
1. Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the ...

英语对话小故事带翻译精选
英语对话小故事带翻译篇1 李: The weather is colder and colder.天气越来越冷了。林: Yeah, and the Christmas is on the way.是啊，圣诞节快到了呢。李: Oh, how time flies.哦，时间过得真快啊。林: Yeah, last night, I read such a report.是啊，昨晚，我看了一个报道。李: ...

急!!求搞笑英语小故事的演讲稿,大概四五分钟,最好是原文加翻译
Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He 讲故事者：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。blows and blows. But the house 可是房子非常坚固。is very strong.Wolf: I’ll hit it. Oh. 狼：我要撞倒它。噢！Long-Long: Let’s boil the water. 龙龙：我们把水烧开。Brother pigs: OK. 猪哥哥：好...

初中英语情景剧 2人对话 最好是幽默有故事情节的 并翻译
胡海：胡 （谁？）Tom：You，I want to know your frist name 汤姆：你，我想知道你的姓 HuHai：Hu Hu Hu （who who who）胡海：胡 胡 胡 （谁 谁 谁）Tom：Oh my God！汤姆：哦 我的天哪！HuHai：I’m HuHai，My frist name is Hu 胡海：我叫胡海，我的姓是胡 Tom：Oh...

短篇英语小故事带翻译两人型的人
故事一：One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.一天，老师带学生到养鸡场参观，当他们走近孵化器时，刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out ...

求一篇有趣的英语小故事,很短,有翻译
英文笑话：我没有蛀牙\/No Cavities 小男孩儿看完牙医，面带微笑地回到家：“嘿，妈妈，牙医说，我一颗蛀牙也没有。”妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且从来不刷牙！”这时，男孩儿张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了？同意就采纳吧，谢谢了!

求英语小段子,故事笑话都行,越短越好,最好带上中文翻译
" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。”The six-year-old ...