A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.
"How can I help you?" asked the stylist.
"I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained,
"but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."
"No problem," said the stylistand he quickly shaved his head.
一个秃头的男人坐在理发店里。
发型师问：“有什么可以帮你吗？”
那个人解释说：“我本来去做头发移植，但实在太痛了。如果你能够让我的头发看起来像你的一样，而且没有任何痛苦，我将付给你5000美元。”
“没问题，”发型师说，然后他很快帮自己剃了个光头
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"
一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?"
"How can I help you?" asked the stylist.
"I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained,
"but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."
"No problem," said the stylistand he quickly shaved his head.
一个秃头的男人坐在理发店里。
发型师问：“有什么可以帮你吗？”
那个人解释说：“我本来去做头发移植，但实在太痛了。如果你能够让我的头发看起来像你的一样，而且没有任何痛苦，我将付给你5000美元。”
“没问题，”发型师说，然后他很快帮自己剃了个光头
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"
一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?"
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第1个回答 2013-08-16
Who is this man?
答：这是谁的男人？
全班大笑，老师无语。
we two who and who!
译：咱俩谁跟谁啊！
How are you?How old are you?
译：怎么是你？怎么老是你？
YOU have seed i will give yousome color see see,brothers!together up!
译：你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。兄弟们，一起上！
I call Li old big.toyear25.
译：我叫李老大，今年25.
As far as you go to die!
译：要多远死多远！
800yuan,eat you,sleep you
译：800块，吃你的，住你的
答：这是谁的男人？
全班大笑，老师无语。
we two who and who!
译：咱俩谁跟谁啊！
How are you?How old are you?
译：怎么是你？怎么老是你？
YOU have seed i will give yousome color see see,brothers!together up!
译：你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。兄弟们，一起上！
I call Li old big.toyear25.
译：我叫李老大，今年25.
As far as you go to die!
译：要多远死多远！
800yuan,eat you,sleep you
译：800块，吃你的，住你的
第2个回答 2013-08-16
一：She Didn"t Say Anything
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。
“How do you know?” asked her father.
“She didn"t say anything.”
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。
“How do you know?” asked her father.
“She didn"t say anything.”
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