英语幽默小故事二十字以内

求10个英语笑话
53.大森林里一天,狐狸在吸大麻,这时小兔子从远处跑来,看到这一切,走过来说:狐狸狐狸,你怎么能吸大麻呢,对身体不好的,看,空气多么新鲜啊,快来和我一起跑步吧。狐狸想想也对,于是就和小兔子一起跑步,跑着跑着,他们看到大象正在吸海洛因,小兔子跑过去对大象说:大象啊大象,你干嘛吸毒呢,看空气多么的新鲜,和我一...

英语幽默小故事二十字以内
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you w...

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◎傻子拿著提篮及鸦子、和精灵、动物们快乐退场 PART 2 场景: 皇宫 (道具:椅子、城墙、) (道具:矛、搏浪鼓、医药箱、听诊器) 公主坐在舞台上 ◎国王走来走去手足无措状 ◎公主面无表情、百般无聊【国王非常惊慌焦急状】 对白(人物:国王、皇后、公主、侍卫、御医) 国王:Smile! Please smile 国王:Oh my p...

开心一刻英语笑话
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要一篇10句左右的初中英语小故事!(不要太多的难词)
英语小故事Who Deserves Help? 可以参考:)~ Many years ago, there lived a very rich man who wanted to do something for the people of his town. But first he wanted to find out whether they deserved his help. So he placed a very large stone in the center of the main road into town. ...

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" My English teacher Mr. Win told us that we have to help people when they need us to help!有一天，我与妈妈走在街上，有一位老太太站正十字路口，我以为她是太老以至无法穿过马路。因此我上前和问她，“你需要帮忙吗？”她回答说，“是的，我需要。“当交通灯变成绿色时我扶著她，...