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小熊请客
第一幕：
（旁白）：在美丽的大森林里，住着一群可爱的小动物，它们快乐的生活着。小熊要在新年这天邀请朋友们做客，一大清早，小熊们就开始忙里忙外了。
（音乐起，房子，树，小熊上场）
House: Happy New Year. We are house.
Trees: We are trees. Happy New Year.
Tree: I’m Tree.
Tree: I’m green.
Tree: I’m Tree.
Trees: We’re the forest.
(树后退至背景处)
Bear1: Happy New Year. My name’s Pat. I’m big brother.
Bear2: My name’s Frank. This is my car. I can drive a car.
Bear3: I’m Bob. I’m a good boy. I’m a good boy.
Bear4: I’m Tom. I like riding a bike.
Bear5: I’m Joe. I like playing football.
Bear6:I’m Ken. I’m a little boy. I can draw.
(熊爸爸，熊妈妈上场)
Dady：I’m their father.
Mumy：I’m their mother.
Bears: Morning, Mum. Morning, Dady.
(Bears唱My mother,my father.)
Mumy：Let’s have a rest, OK? Children.
Bears: OK! Yes! (下场)
Mumy Dady：Today’s new year. We are going to play a host. Let’s get ready.
第二幕：小熊的朋友上场。
1． 音乐起，花上场。
Flower: I’m red flower.
Flower: I’m yellow flower.
Flower: I’m purple flower.
Flower: I’m blue flower.
Flower: I’m pink flower.
Flowers: We’re flowers.
Dady：Hello, flowers. Welcome!
Flowers: Hello, little bears.
Dady：How are you?
Flowers: Fine,thank you. And you?
Dady：I’m fine,thanks. Come in,please.
Flowers: Thank you.
(花退至背景)
2．音乐起兔上
Rabbit1: I’m Rabbit.
Rabbit2: I’m Little Rabbit.
Rabbit3: I’m Rabbit, too.
Rabbits: We’re Rabbits.
Rabbit: Lillte bear要请客，我们去做客。Let’s go.
Rabbits: OK!
（敲门）
Mumy:Who are you?
Rabbits: We are Rabbits. May I come in?
Mumy：Come in,please.
How are you?
Flowers: Fine,thank you. And you?
Dady：I’m fine,thanks. Come in,please.
Rabbits:Thank you.
Dady：Let’s play.
Rabbits: OK!
(song: Jump, Jump, Jump.)
3.
Monkey1: I’m Monkey. I can climb.
Monkey2: I’m Monkey.
Monkey3: I’m Monkey, too.
Monkey4: I can climb up the tree.
Monkeys: we are Monkeys.
( )
Mumy: Who are you?
Monkeys: we are Monkeys. May I come in?
Mumy: come in,please.
Dady: Glad to meet you.
Monkeys: Glad to meet you, too. Bananas, bananas, yellow bananas.
Here you are.
Dady:Thank you.
Mumy dady: Let’s sing. Let’s dance.
Monkeys: OK!
(sing and dance: Climb, climb, climb.)
4.
Elephant1: I have a long nose.
Elephant2: Please guess. What am I?
Elephant, elephant, big elephant.
Elephant3: Yes. Do you like me?
Yes.
I like little elephant.
I like elephant, too.
Elephant: Today’s new year.
Mumy: Happy new year.
Elephants: Happy new year.
Dady: Come in, please.
Elephants: Thank you.
5.
Tiger, tiger
Wow,Wow!
Tiger1: I’m Tiger.
Tiger2: I’m Tiger, too.Today’s new year.
Tiger1:
Tigers: Open the door! Open the door!
Dady Mumy: No, no, go away, go away.
Tigers: I have no friends.
6.
Panda1: I’m Panda.
Panda2: I’m Panda, too.
Panda3: I’m Panda, too.
Pandas: We’re Pandas. Today’s new year. Happy new year!
Mumy: Hello,Pandas. Happy new year!
Pandas: Happy new year!
Mumy: Come in, please.
Pandas: Thank you!
7.
Bird1: I’m Bird.
Bird2: I’m Bird. I can sing in the tree.
Bird3: I’m Bird, too.
Birds: We’re Birds. Today’s new year. Happy new year!
Dady: Hi, Birds! How are you?
Birds: Fine,thank you. And you?
Dady：I’m fine,thanks. Come in,please.
Birds:Thank you.
Dady：Let’s play.
Birds: OK!
(song: Little bird can sing in the tree.)
8.
Fish1: I’m Fish.
Fish2: I’m Fish, too.
Fish: We’re Fish. Today’s new year. Happy new year!
Fish1:Frog,Frog! Let’s go together, OK?
Frog1: OK! Frogs,Frogs! Let’s go! Let’s go!
Frogs: Let’s go! Let’s go!
Dady,Mumy:
Frogs: Happy new year! Happy new year!
Dady,Mumy: Happy new year! Come in,please. My good friends.
9.
Tigers: I have no friends. Little Bear! Little Bear!
Dady,Mumy: What?
Tigers: Let’s be friends, OK?
Dady,Mumy: Let’s be friends, OK?
OK!
Dady,Mumy: Tigers, come in, please.
第三幕：（小熊端上水果）
Bear: Apples,apples, red apples.
Apples,apples, red apples.
Bear: Bananas, bananas, yellow bananas.
Bananas, bananas, yellow bananas.
Bear:Pears, pears, yellow pears.
Pears, pears, yellow pears.
Bear:Grapes, grapes, purple grapes.
Grapes, grapes, purple grapes.
众唱：Apples are red. Apples are sweet.
I like red and sweet apples.
Dady: Hello,friends. Come on! Let’s dance. Let’s sing.
众唱：Happy new year! (全剧终)