英文小故事,一分半钟左右,要中间对话比较多的,也就是说要那种对话型故事,要有点幽默感的,急!!

回答得好加分啊,那种复制的不要来

The ass and his purchaser

A man wanted to buy an ass. He went to the market, and saw a likely one. But he wanted to test him first.

So he took the ass home, and put him into the stable with the other asses. The new ass looked around, and immediately went to choose a place next to the laziest ass in the stable.

When the man saw this he put a halter on the ass at once, and gave him back to his owner.

The owner felt quite surprised. He asked the man, "Why are you back so soon? Have you tested him already?" "I don't want to test him any more," replied the man, "From the companion he chose for himself, I could see what sort of animal he is."

驴和买驴的人

一个买主到市场上去买驴,他看中一头外表不错的驴,但是他想要牵走试一试。

他把驴牵回家,放在自己其他的驴之间,这驴四处看看,立即走向一头好吃懒做的驴旁边。

于是,买驴的人立刻给那头驴套上辔头,牵去还给驴的卖主。

卖主感到很奇怪,他问买主:“你怎么这么快就回来了?”买主说:“不必再试了,从他所选择什么样的朋友来看,我已经知道他是什么样了。”

寓意: 物以类聚,人以群分。人们往往喜欢跟与自己相同的人交往,所以,我们可以根据一个人的朋友来推断他的为人。追问

还有其他吗 不要那么老套的 因为我要去参加一个口语比赛,中间有一个才艺展示,我就像讲个幽默点的故事,最好比较美国生活化

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第1个回答  2011-03-26
1.My views on campus security
Our university have a bad campus security problem I think.There is so much thieve in our campus,one of my schoolmate had already been stolen three bicycle,for more convenience in campus,he cannot help but bought anyother second hand bicycle.they go to the emplacement bridge for second hand bicycle,and the crabman there find more bikes for selling,and then people who lost the bicycle go there for another,then they stolen more, then come into being avicious circle that will never be end. And the dormitory security isn’t enough for more and more student found that they have been stolen valuables when they come back dormitory after class. For does the campus sexurity well,I think it should give more guards around student’s dormitories when students are studying.And I think it also should make another more firmly door for dormitory guard.

2.My Views On Campus Security
Campus Crimean seriously affect students school lives. Because of the campus crime, the quiet environment of study are broken. And students couldn’t have class freely.It would make students live in fear and worry about their own safety. They couldn’t study by heart. They would even lose confidence of the people and the society day by day when campus crime is serious.
In my opinion, there are several ways to improve the campus security in schools.First,we must pull together to fight against the crime. Second, students should take their responsibility to find out the suspicious people or unusual events on the campus. Security guards to should patrol the campus day and night more carefully. Last , the government should pay more attention to campus security and do something to reduce the crime.

3.My Views On Campus Security
The campus security exerts tremendous influence on the students. Students can live comfortable lives and attend their class without any anxiety, in which case, they can be brought up mentally and physically healthy , on condition that students believe in the campus security. On contrast, under the poor security, students have to live and study in fear, losing freedom in a way.
What we can do to guarantee students comfortable environment is to take some effective measures to maintain the campus security. First of all , we should strengthen everyone’s security awareness. For example, if one encounters a suspicious man on the campus, he is supposed to tell the campus guard immediately. Secondly, some equipments such as monitors should be installed on the campus to prevent potential crime. Last but not the least, a proper amount of security guards should be arranged to patrol the campus.
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我是说 要那种有对话的 也就就是文章里面有两个以上角色对话的

就像一个剧本一样 但是很短 只能最多2分钟

追答

A:Hi,B,How are you?
B:I'm fine,thank you,and you?
A:Me too.Is this your friend?
B:Oh,I'm sorry,this is my new friend,C.
A:Oh,nice to meet you.
C:Nice to meet you,too.Well,I'm new here,chould you tell me something about this class?
A:Ok,well,the tallest boy is our sportboy,D.
B:The girl which is asking D is E.
A:And the coming one is F,our English tecaher.And the class will begin.
F:Class is begin!Good morning,boys and girls!
All:Good morning,Mr.F.
F:Ok,today we have a new boy,C!
C:Nice to meet you,my friends!
D:Welcome you,boy!
F:Ok,you can have a talking after class.Now please begining our new class!

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这种我都能写出来。
我是说那种,比如 ONE DAY ,A LITTLE GIRL WENT TO HER MOTHER'S HOUSE ,SUDDENLY SHE SAW A HOMELESS MAN.SHE TOLD THE MAN:"......."
THE MAN SAID:"....‘“
这种啊 要这种啊

追答

太泛泛了、不明白

第2个回答  2011-03-26
1.My views on campus security
Our university have a bad campus security problem I think.There is so much thieve in our campus,one of my schoolmate had already been stolen three bicycle,for more convenience in campus,he cannot help but bought anyother second hand bicycle.they go to the emplacement bridge for second hand bicycle,and the crabman there find more bikes for selling,and then people who lost the bicycle go there for another,then they stolen more, then come into being avicious circle that will never be end. And the dormitory security isn’t enough for more and more student found that they have been stolen valuables when they come back dormitory after class. For does the campus sexurity well,I think it should give more guards around student’s dormitories when students are studying.And I think it also should make another more firmly door for dormitory guard.

2.My Views On Campus Security
Campus Crimean seriously affect students school lives. Because of the campus crime, the quiet environment of study are broken. And students couldn’t have class freely.It would make students live in fear and worry about their own safety. They couldn’t study by heart. They would even lose confidence of the people and the society day by day when campus crime is serious.
In my opinion, there are several ways to improve the campus security in schools.First,we must pull together to fight against the crime. Second, students should take their responsibility to find out the suspicious people or unusual events on the campus. Security guards to should patrol the campus day and night more carefully. Last , the government should pay more attention to campus security and do something to reduce the crime.
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