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...一个笑话,拜托了,英语的,下星期就到我讲英语笑话了,救人一命胜造...
.we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色...
英语笑话大全 爆笑 英语笑话分享
1、a great man。Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great。man if he were still alive today?。Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years。2、一名伟人。老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有...
【跪求】中短篇英语笑话5则(带翻译),字数不要太多,100--300词左右...
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！...
英语笑话笑你的肚子
英语笑话大全笑你的肚子【1】1、Would you like to be the sun in my life?A: Would you like to be the sun in my life?你想成为我生命中的太阳吗?B: Aww, Yes!哇哦!当然想。A: Very well, then. Stay 99558876 miles away from me.很好，那么赶紧到距离我99558876里远的地方吧。2、...
谁有即简短又好笑的英语笑话?最好单词在30个以内,好懂。拜托各位...
英语短笑话:荒唐的信 Two psychiatrists were at a convention. “What was your most difficult case?” one asked the other. “Once I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world,” replied his colleague. “He believed that a wildly rich uncle in South America was going to ...
双语幽默英语笑话
7. 英语幽默小笑话 8. 英语幽默笑话大全 9. 英语的幽默小笑话 10. 带翻译是简短英语笑话大全 6、Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV. Mum:There is no electricity tonight. Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克:妈妈,我想看电视。 妈妈:今晚停电了。 迈克:那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。 7、...
有什么可以让人爆笑的笑话拜托各位了 3Q
1老妈叫我翻译!!!(超强爆笑) 今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思 老妈：这个“i don’t know.“是什么意思？ 我说：“我不知道” 老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！ 我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！！ 老妈：还嘴硬！！！$...
请问一下有没有很好的英语故事或笑话要具有丰富表演力的,要求在30秒...
1. Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is a sparrow. Can anyone tell us which is which?(学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。)Teacher: Please share your answer.(学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。)2. Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I ...
请问一下有没有很好的英语故事或笑话 要具有丰富表演力的,要求在30秒...
1. Two birds（ 两只鸟）Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? （老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？）Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. （学生：我指不...
爆逗英语笑话故事
爆逗英语笑话故事一： 真是恩爱的一对 How Sweet!喔，真是恩爱的一对!Two women friends were having tea.两个女人正在喝茶，Said one to the other,其中一位对另一位说道："I've been trying to reach my lawyer for a week ... "“我已经花了一个礼拜找我的律师，….。&...
