帮忙翻译一下，在线等待！
Chicken soup
Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else."
The hospital worker said, "It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it." Regardless, the patient refused to eat it.
That night, a patient in the room with Joe had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to Joe.
The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital.
He told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they're very strict about their food. Here's a good tip - when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!"
Joe正在住院。午饭时间到了，他看着面前的饭说：“我不喜欢鸡汤，给我拿点别的来。”
医院里的护工说：“这对你的健康有好处，医生说你应该吃这个。”可是没用，病人还是不肯吃。
当晚，和Joe同房的一个病人犯了严重的胃病，护士进来要给他灌肠，结果错把Joe给做了灌肠。
第二周，当Joe出院时，一个新患者问他觉得这医院怎么样。
Joe告诉他：“这医院还是不错的，但他们对他们提供的食物特别重视。给你条建议：当他们让你喝鸡汤时你最好听话，不然的话他们会在半夜过来把鸡汤从你后面塞进去！”
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在线等待英语翻译
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