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I love to watch Conan because one Japanese will die in every episode; I love to watch Death Note, because a dozen Japanese will die in every episode; I love to watch One Piece, because an entire boat of Japanese will die every episode; I love to watch Naruto, because an entire village of Japanese will die in every episode; I love to watch Ultraman, because an entire city of Japanese will die in every episode; I love 2012 the most, the Japan island was gone in 30 minutes!

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