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1, so I have money, I bought a bus, take the special bus lanes, dedicated bus stopped at the station, so someone wants to get on the train, I say: Sorry, this is the private car
2, you are jumping the queue, or stay Keguan
I stool
3, I was young, you do, the old have it?
4, the gentleman wolf is nothing more than patience
5, all of them on the side is not necessarily a good thing, for example, they all stand side of the boat
6, nervous, I am not a good person ... ...
7, you say ... you like me? In fact ... I started ... in fact I told you ... Oh, right, in fact I quite like my own.
8, as a typical failure, you were so successful
9, a child just learning to ride a bike, but also less likely to run into the street and saw an elderly man was walking front, he felt to hit, to cry, do not move, do not move. The old man standing there did not move about the results I turned to Guaiqu, or hit. Old man stood up and said, you aim it
10, if there is 300W, everybody is good to buy Mercedes or Ferrari okay.
Re: second-hand best buy 300 Otto, to hire 300 drivers so that they open behind you, one will be arranged in s-shaped, arranged for a B-shaped
11, lots of smiling, feeling cold cloudy Beware!
12 days since I Hengdao to laugh, laugh finished I went to bed!
13, the man knows his lack of time will tell unpredictable
14, I face my father expressed his views regarding fat: no Han's life, have a Han's disease.
15, my people never hold a grudge, grudges against the spot I usually overstated.
16, do not cry at my grave. Reincarnation of my way dirty.
17, Zhang is so, on your home computer by the CTRL + C, and then in the company's computer and then CTRL + V is definitely not work. Even if the line is not the same article. No, no, more expensive computers will not work.
18, I thought you were only 1 and 3, the middle number, or you did not expect the number of 1 and 3, a combination of both.
20, a cannibal to classes, managers repeatedly told not to eat my colleagues agree. Could not resist a few days, eating a cleaner
Who was immediately found. The sentiment is: Do not eat a lot of people really.
21, now you call me, because you do not know me, so after you know me, you will beat me.
22, who never know who told you what time inadvertently said goodbye never really gone after.
23, the road to success is always in construction.
24, I do not go to hell, who loves who is under the next
25, guess the English sentence: "ABABBBAAAAAABBBABAAAABBBBAABBBAAAAA"? <Answer: Long time no C>
26, like your looks, think fuzzy. - I suddenly felt, missing most of this, more light (I vaguely remember that this is Faye Wong "I do not want this," the lyrics, I do not know of any?)
27, in after years, lamented that two teenagers: a stunning of the time, a gentle years.
28, if she (he) said to you: "Forget me." You tell each other: "I never remember."
29, you are good we play a trick I always remember I will not let you.
30, the female colleagues, please do not discharge me, my wife has caller ID.
31, smile, wave, goodbye, the end.
32, I think of it, I have determined to be a fun person
33, the salary paid to think about than, well, want to live.
34, then what, give me a good affordable grave.
35, lived for twenty years, not for the motherland, do something for the people, each thinking of this, heartbroken
36, taking advantage of young, talented bad thing to have done it, not years.
37, earned the money selling cabbage, speaking in the hearts of selling heroin
38-year-old boy is the most feared creatures on the planet, they have a curiosity, mobility, destructive, and "Protection of Minors Act."
39, were you at its word - and I say pay back the money not pay back the money!
40, I said: sleep to sleep, is sleep.
41, although I believe eachother, but not necessarily believe you, ah
42, God said: Do not forget the umbrella out, now I have to water the flowers
43, in particular, people who had not said that he in particular, for example, I
44, I had not already has the space available to Thailand, said he did not
45, I know All good things banquet, but, at least, feast on the cool I want to eat!
46, I walk my Sunshine Road, athletic, you have your.
47, the world is ours, and also the children, but ultimately that bunch of grandchildren!
48, whenever a difficult time I read Buddhist scriptures: "Oh Mani moo Well coax", translated into English is: All money go my home!
49, the most simple secret of longevity ----- keep breathing, do not breathe
50, Confucius said: do not sleep at noon, afternoon crash. Mencius said: Confucius said, right!
51, the kind that people go hungry, I eat meat does not bia ji mouth
52, life's long road, there is always the wrong steps.
53, I never bully bullying ~ ~ ~ I really do not know him before he was weaker than me ...
54, you go to your bridge across the street, I had my underground passage.
55, my interests can be divided into two kinds of static and dynamic, static is to sleep, the dynamic is the stand ...
56, where the falls, where Paqi ... ... there is always fall, I suspect that where there was a pit!
57, Oh ~ this man is not to be a shape, even the headaches are biased
58, my people do not know music, so when not tricky, but not the transfer time.
59, good thing people always want to do some spirits know that children always think that doing something bad spirits do not know, we let the ghosts and gods are too embarrassed.
60, ask the world who is the most forthright, whining I'm doing my part
61, if you can not tolerate me, that is not your mind is too narrow, that is my personality is too great.
62, the line to the water to the poor, thirsty; sitting watching clouds from time to time, dizziness.
63, I want to learn Phoenix Nirvana, who knows ... ... accidentally cooked it!
64, anyway, my old life, and they counted not the same, do not know they were not counting on, or I live wrong.
65, thirty degrees corner of your mouth smile, Baidu search less.
66, God will certainly forgive me, because that is his profession.
67, your hand, know the Zichou, burst into tears, the child does not take me away.
68, handsome with a P use? They might not be pawns to eat!
69, do not put your horse to come over and I said - I Avanti!
70, then I'll tie you tired of the ship by the arrows to the grass!
71, people do not make me, I do not prisoners; if we are attacked, be courteous one-third; who repeated me, I stitch; people also attacked, extermination.
72, I'm not the RMB, how to make everyone like me? !
73, single is not difficult, the difficulty is to cope with those who do want you to end the single.
74, the time to study feng shui, accounting for a good death can be considered to make up for the tomb of his lifetime of regret can not afford good housing
75, once we all thought that he could die for love, in fact, people love die, it will only place in the Who Loved a needle on the bar, and then we tears, we toss and turn, and we long illness into health, we tempered into a steel. You are not the wind, I was not sand, and then also can not get tangled up the horizon, dried tears, tomorrow morning, we have to work.
76, the world is a large claw vending machines, I am across the windows, just want you to
77, if you go first, do not blame me when he turned back to you.
78, a person has only one heart, there are two atria. One lived happiness; a home to grief. Do not laugh too loud, or you'll wake the next sad.
79, for their own good points, because life is not long; the people around him better, because the next life may not be able to meet
80, it was said carousel is the most brutal game, there is the eternal pursuit of the distance from each other
81, If you were reincarnated, to do a tree, stand in eternity, no joys and sorrows of the position. Half serene in the dust, half flying in the wind, half floating down a cool, half of the sun. Very proud very silent, never to rely on never looking for!
82, struck up a conversation must pay attention to the words of Technology, to the right place at the right time to find the right person approached, for example at the moment I'm online
83, I want to love you when I have been to have low dust, but did not bloom, then the dust is more and more that we have finally buried alive, the love really is not too humble, light dusty No nourishment is not enough
84, do not feel happy, not because of the pursuit of "happiness" but "well-being than others."
85,5-year-old daughter to help her father to do something.
Dad: "Dad tired you, you praise me two it, you praise me I have kept on the two lines."
Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"
Dad: "hey!"
Daughter: "Your look is really beautiful Niuniu
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