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Don't understand offside, don't understand rules, seem to is the person's nature, total isolation of football so one layer frosted glass. Looking at nearby of football enthusiasm, occasionally also do some amateur fans, kick up a row a, maintained for football off and on the incoherent crush. Facing the hot World Cup, epilepsy after the mad frenzy, he can't help analysis on the charm of football. The glamour of the football, like in its difficult. The court is big, huge, basketball and volleyball difficult and BingLun, beyond the coach, for two rows gallop on the pitch roma. Since the human evolution, the hind legs before division, one step of kung fu, its flexibility and palm reading to mention. One can use both hands, but death duty live goal. By not flexible feet kung fu, break through numerous defense, kicking the ball into a sensitive hands in the defense's goal, its hard to no less than shu way difficult. As you have scud kongfu, you also have to set aside the empty of defense for each other, or deviant invalid. Corner, penalty, a iron wall, and it is hard to get. Total direct attack, disorderly can win, but the disorderly should be flexible, disorderly should be courageous. Comeback need a hero, but again the hero of the sky and the production. Yao basket next stop, like a mountain in the the opponent. Volleyball court, a flyer Louis ends the Chinese women's volleyball team WuLianGuan glory. But on the football field, no "who can able, only my peng commander-in-chief", isn't it, the star-studded Brazil Argentina tears spilled South Africa. Hard difficult, also only it difficult, whenever ChongFengHao blew, rushed up, "a door-kick it out-call-" and, at this point, the heart also offside, displacement to the throat. "Ah ` ` ` hateful, slant." Heart and position. In the heart of the offside position in constantly, "into the--the ball into the!!" Football seems to not of leather, heavy, really want to hold up ZuQiuKuang kiss!!!!! Goals difficult, ball told no, China football didn't break zero of record! In fact, life is also a football match, we always to the goal constantly dashed forward, every time charge all gives us hope, but the results are not partial, is high. The occasional goal, is luck, or partner to give the opportunity? End of our life, can enter into a few ball?

Don't understand offside, do not understand the rules, it seems is the person's nature, the total of football as a frosted glass. Looking around the human passion for football, occasionally doing amateur fan, kick up a row a, keep on football and incoherent. In the face of a fiery world cup, with mad frenzy after be overcome by one's feelings, analysis on football. Football charm, like in the difficult. The size of stadium, boundless, basketball volleyball difficult and theory, coach also be beyond one's grasp, as two men fighting the gallop. Since human evolution since, before and after the limb division, stumbling Kung Fu, its flexibility and hand raised to. One can use both hands, but still keep the goal. With flexible foot of Kung Fu, many breakthroughs in defence, and kicked the ball into the sensitive hands in defense of the goal, its difficult to less difficult roads of shu. As you have Scud Kung Fu, you must leave room for other defensive line, or deviant is invalid. Corner kick, kick, a fortress, difficult to penetrate. Direct total without the door, you can win, but chaos to be flexible, be bold. The field needs a hero, but cannot produce top hero. Yao Ming basket next station, like a mountain cross on the opponent. The volleyball court, a flyer Lewis ended the Fifth China Women Volleyball team. Be on the football field, there is no " who can immediately Hengdao, only I Peng great generals", isn't it, star-studded Brazil Argentina in South africa. Hard difficult, is the only hard, every time charge trumpet, passionate," hit the door -- came out -- again --", then the heart is offside, displacement to the throat. " Hey, hateful, partial." Heart and homing. In the heart the offside location." --, into the ball into the!!" Football doesn't seem to be leather, heavy, really want to win football crazy ah! Goal difficulty, ball club, Chinese football has not broken the record of 0! In fact, life is not a football match, we always to goal constantly attack him, every charge gives us all hope, but not too, is high. The occasional goal, luck, or partners give opportunity? All our life, can score several a goal?
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Don't understand offside, do not understand the rules, it seems is the person's nature, the total of football as a frosted glass. Looking around the human passion for football, occasionally doing amateur fan, kick up a row a, keep on football and incoherent. In the face of a fiery world cup, with mad frenzy after be overcome by one's feelings, analysis on football. Football charm, like in the difficult. The size of stadium, boundless, basketball volleyball difficult and theory, coach also be beyond one's grasp, as two men fighting the gallop. Since human evolution since, before and after the limb division, stumbling Kung Fu, its flexibility and hand raised to. One can use both hands, but still keep the goal. With flexible foot of Kung Fu, many breakthroughs in defence, and kicked the ball into the sensitive hands in defense of the goal, its difficult to less difficult roads of shu. As you have Scud Kung Fu, you must leave room for other defensive line, or deviant is invalid. Corner kick, kick, a fortress, difficult to penetrate. Direct total without the door, you can win, but chaos to be flexible, be bold. The field needs a hero, but cannot produce top hero. Yao Ming basket next station, like a mountain cross on the opponent. The volleyball court, a flyer Lewis ended the Fifth China Women Volleyball team. Be on the football field, there is no " who can immediately Hengdao, only I Peng great generals", isn't it, star-studded Brazil Argentina in South africa. Hard difficult, is the only hard, every time charge trumpet, passionate," hit the door -- came out -- again --", then the heart is offside, displacement to the throat. " Hey, hateful, partial." Heart and homing. In the heart the offside location." --, into the ball into the!!" Football doesn't seem to be leather, heavy, really want to win football crazy ah! Goal difficulty, ball club, Chinese football has not broken the record of 0! In fact, life is not a football match, we always to goal constantly attack him, every charge gives us all hope, but not too, is high. The occasional goal, luck, or partners give opportunity? All our life, can score several a goal?