求美剧中两人的搞笑对话~英语口语课要用,2到3分钟就好!

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第1个回答  2014-12-17
1、 我不需要那些不如我的人对我的肯定。
1、i don’t need validation from lesser minds.
2、 火箭科学家?火箭科学家?你怎么不干脆告诉他们我在金门大桥收过路费?我是研究弦论的理论物理学家。火箭科学家!太侮辱人了!
2、The rocket scientist? The rocket scientist? Why don’t you just tell them that I’m a toll-taker at the golden gate bridge? I’m a theoretical physicist. Rocket scientist, how humiliating!
3、 我觉得我更像一只杜鹃,你知道的,把蛋下在普通鸟巢里的一种更高等的生物。当然,新生的杜鹃把所有的食物都吃掉了,它那些平凡的同胞只能饿死。对你来说很幸运,比喻到此就结束了。
3、I always thought I was more like a cuckoo bird, you know a superior creature whose egg is placed in the nest of ordinary birds, of course, the newly hatched cuckoo eats all the food, leaving the ordinary siblings to starve to death. Luckily for you, that’s where the metaphor ended.
4、 我为人类悲哀。
4、I weep for humanity.
5、 从我妈给我断奶后我就没忘掉过一件事。
5、I haven’t forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me.
6、 我是“聪明人”?要被归为“聪明人”我得去掉60点智商才行。
6、I’m “smart”? I’d have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as “smart”.
7、 你们那艘要沉的船上又招募了什么老鼠啊?
7、What rat have you recruited to the sinking ship?
8、 我是松香甘油树脂(一种有机黏合剂),你是无机合剂,所以不管你朝我的方向发射什么语言子弹都会反射以后弹回去,回到它原有的轨道上,附着在你身上。
8、I’m polymerized tree sap, and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you.
9、 我没有无视我妹妹,我无视你们所有人。
9、I’m not ignoring my sister, I’m ignoring all of you.
10、为什么还要浪费食物?在德克萨斯,要是奶牛不产奶了他们才不会继续喂它,他们会把它带出去一枪打死。
Why waste food? In Texas, when a cow goes dry, they don’t keep feeding it, they just take her out and shoot her between the eyes.
可以去看看生活大爆炸。不错的
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