谁有＜成长的烦恼＞剧本第一集的中文翻译啊

第一集文本
1. Jason: Alright, lady, here’s a spatula, if you scramble... 2. Maggie: Go ahead, make my day. Well, I guess I showed you 3. Jason: Show me more.. 4. Maggie: Jason, kids. 5. Jason: I’ll kiss the kids later. You know I have read an article said that two Korea couples should really make special offers to always remain frisky.“ 6. Maggie: At breakfast? 7. Jason: At all meals. 8. Mike: What’s matter dad? You guys get enough? 9. Jason: Mike, lot of kids get smack for a remark like that. 10. Mike: Come on, dad. You can’t heat me. You are a liberal humanist. 11. Jason: Could be an accident. 12. Carol: Could be a dream come true. 13. Mike: Mum, can't we send Carol get on the table for the go-go. 14. Carol: Mike, you give the new meaning of word - bachelors. 15. Mike: Oh, yeah. What was your old meaning? 16. Carol: I rest my case. 17. Jason: Ben! Ben! What’s so funny, Ben? 18. Ben: That's Philus George, she screwed up again. 19. Maggie: What’s that ring about? 20. Carol: (But Carol 听成了 What's that you are reading about?所以她回答到)Well, it says here that as the universe expends, all matter slowly degenerating into a state of total disorganization. 21. Maggie: Thank god! I thought it was just me. 22. Mike: Yes, we do tonight. The house of sweat. Yeah, great. Hey, look, can I talk to you guys later. Yeah, bye. 23. Maggie: Mike, what is the house of sweat? 24. Mike: Well, you know 25. Carol: It’s new under 20 dance new club on Jernb Turn Pike. 26. Mike: Yeah, sounds a great idea, Mum. It's a safe house, some place for teens complicated. 27. Maggie: And the larger group and the smaller the brains' gap? 28. Jason: Come on, Maggie. 29. Mike: Yeah, come on, Maggie. Yes, well time going for that our school bus. You know by Korea, so I can get the seat in the non-smoking section. Bye. 30. Maggie: Bye, sweetheart. Bye, Ben. I love you. 31. Jason: Later, Ben. I still have some paper work before 9 o’clock too. And if you start feeling frisky you have 8 or 10 seconds before work.. You know you where to find them. 32. Maggie: Ben, what are you doing here? You’ll miss the bus. What’s the matter, honey? 33. Ben: Dad didn’t know how to do my elbow. 34. Maggie: Oh, let me see. Oh, Dad did a great job on the cut of supper man bendy. It’s the works. Oh, I get it. He didn’t kiss it. He said I love you little pumpkin head. 35. Ben: It was so clinical. Mum, how can you have to go back to work? 36. Maggie: I didn’t have to Ben. I wanna to. Come here, Ben. Imagining you have to spend 15 years in this house without ever going out for a play. You'd go crazy, wouldn’t you? Well, believe or not grow up feel the same way about work. 37. Ben: That’s sick, Mum. 38. Maggie: I know this has been a big change for all of us. And I am worry about not being here for you, because, well, you are the youngest. And I worry about not being here for Carol, because she’s a girl, she needs a mother. And I worry about not being here for Mike, keeping him from accidentally blowing something up. And believe me, I worry about leaving your father to crop with all of your monsters. 39. Ben: You should not worry so much, Mum. You'll make yourself crazy. 40. Maggie: I love you, little pumpkin pie. 41. Walter: It’s always the same dream, doctor. I’m on the subway, there’s a woman sitting across for me. Beautiful woman and I look her, she looks me. I lick my lips. She licks her lips. It goes on. And finally she leans across, she whispers to me: You have huge needs (Carol 和Ben理解成Knees,所以稍后你会看到那两个小家伙不停地盯着他的膝盖看). So, mean anything, doctor? 42. Mike: You should give me 5 bucks for peace. 43. Jason: Don’t worry too much about this thing, ok? See you next week, bye-bye. 44. Mike: Can I talk to you for a second, dad? 45. Jason: Sure. 46. Mike: In your office. 47. Jason: Sure. 48. Mike: Kids. 49. Jason: Me. 50. Mike: Yeah. 51. Jason: So? You want to talk about something? 52. Mike: Yeah, mostly I just want to mention how smoothly things have been running, since the wife went back to work and you practice to run the house. 53. Jason: Well, thank you. 54. Mike: Dad, we’ve been friends for a long time, right? 55. Jason: half an hour, yeah. 56. Mike: I love that. See, dad, you know the dance I mentioned this morning. 57. Jason: The house of sweat? 58. Mike: Yeah, Jerry and I were talking, we decided… 59. Jason: Jerry? 60. Mike: Jerry Delish. He is an old friend of mine, an excellent driver with two years of driver’s age. 61. Jason: Two years of driver’s age? 62. Mike: See the first class, he run over a dog, then grow beautiful after that. We’re talking one tiny record since dog is here. 63. Jason: Tough break. 64. Mike: Yeah, so anyway, I was thinking that maybe we can go down tonight and Jerry will drive. He's enough to do it. 65. Jason: What would Jerry’s mother say? 66. Mike: Mum? I guess she would say… What’s phrase you’re looking for, dad?” 67. Jason: No. 68. Mike: Yeah, I guess it means you can’t go, right. 69. Jason: Well, it just means I don't like you are coming here and trying to get away something. That’s not relationship when I have with you. 70. Mike: I’m sorry, dad. 71. Jason: All right, now look. Now, I am charging home, and looking for a charge on my way. 72. Mike: Oh, right. 73. Jason: You didn’t even know my way is. 74. Mike: Sure, dad. It's an orchestra song. 75. Jason: You are working on the fine line here, Mike. Ok, look, here is the deal. I’ll give you a little more freedom. You’ll get a promise me a lot of more responsibility. 76. Mike: Hey, no problem, Dad. I swear. I am ready for total responsibility. 77. Jason: Mike, I am not ready for total responsibility. 78. Mike: You’re right, sorry. 79. Jason: Ok, you’ll go and have a good time. Just remember what we talk about. 80. Mike: Absolutely, Dad. Thanks, I promise. Wait, what about mum? What if she’s mad? 81. Jason: Mike, Mum is not an ogre. I’ll talk to her. She’ll understand. 82. Mike: You let him do what? 83. Jason: Maggie, he’s fifteen years old now. 84. Maggie: So, he’s fifteen. It’s completely that is why kid’s mature? 85. Jason: You know that about time when Mozart is 15, he wrote seven symphonies. 86. Maggie: That’s because Mozart's father didn’t let him to go to the house of sweat. Who did he go with? 87. Jason: I don’t know. Some kid, Jerry Delish. 88. Maggie: Jerry, dog killer, Delish? 89. Jason: Maggie, he hit one dog. 90. Maggie: Yeah, but he hit it four times. 91. Jason: Ok, well, Mike isn’t Jerry. And kid needs some freedoms in order to learn some responsibility. 92. Maggie: Jason, I know you believe this unlimited human potential stuff. And that’s great for your patients 93. Jason: for children. 94. Maggie: I believe in original. 95. Jason: Sin. 96. Maggie: Sin? I don’t know. Maybe I shouldn’t have gone back to work. 97. Jason: Come on, Maggie, don’t say that. You took fifteen years on raise this family; you deserve to go back now. You just have a little more faith in me and kids. 98. Maggie: Oh, maybe you’re right. 99. Jason: Of course, I’m right. We shouldn’t be worry. We should be celebrating. Which is wife take a liberty of placing some cheer champagne and a little bit bucket beside a bed. Slaps some sad sheets on the 100. Maggie: Sad sheets, you. 101. Jason: Yeah, you know the guys in the store showed me before them after picture of a couple of who tried them. They look very satisfied. 102. Maggie: What about Ben and Carol? 103. Jason: Weel, I slip a slipping pill into the gateway, They will be sleeping about three weeks. Well, I didn’t really but they are… 104. Jason: Hello, yeah, this is Jason Seaver. You must be looking for someone else, because… No, no. Our Mike is only fifteen, so he wouldn’t drive a car. I see. 105. Maggie: What did he say? 106. Jason: He said that's why your Mikes are in jail. 107. Person: What did you enter for, kid? 108. Mike: I killed a man and watching him die. You? 109. Person: I’m painting parking tickets. 110. Jason: Maggie, we didn’t ever know the fact yet. I mean that is unusually for a teenage boy to have a mind running with the police. Somebody of these guys can be real much of head-butts. 111. Police: Hiya! Hope you care for some hot coca. I just make some fresh cups. 112. Jason: Where the Seaver? You looked our son. Obviously he’s driving a car. 113. Police: Oh, yes. We picked up him in a house of sweat, parking lot. He's been driving certainly for approximately 12 minutes. 114. Jason: ok, fifteen-year-old boy drive a friend’s car around a few times 115. Police: Oh, didn’t I mention he sides away the police car on the way out. 116. Jason: He what? 117. Police: Tonny Barbra said he was pealing an organe. 315 dollar orange. 118. Mike: Hi, Dad and Mum. You look good tonight. You look young. 119. Jason: Come on, son. 120. Mike: Mum, dad, this is Jerry. I guess this is a kind of hard for the base of friendship. 121. Jason: Hello, there’s certain carefully charm? 122. Mike: You've seen it’s over. 123. Maggie: Mike, you would be grounded for two months. 124. Mike: Two months. Dad, can you talk to her? 125. Jason: Oh, I did. Original, it was one month. 126. Mike: And you added a month. 127. Ben: Nothing gets by you, does it? 128. Mike: Dad, you said you talk to her. 129. Jason: Damn, you said you will be responsibility. Now, I don’t wanna hear you. Is that clear? 130. Maggie: Oh, yeah, our romantic evening. sad sheets 131. Jason: Maggie, don’t irritate me, ok? Where hell my pajamas? 132. Maggie: Oh, sorry, I am really not sure. 133. Jason: Where the hell are my pajamas around here. 134. Maggie: Jason, I don’t understand why you are so upset? You just like you first time he screwed up. 135. Jason: Who screw up? 136. Maggie: Mike. 137. Jason: Who said anything about Mike? I am upset because I have to find my pajamas.I need a big pajama around what I am talking about. What are you pretty upset? 138. Maggie: Absolutely, in fact, Iam amazed at the way you are holding together. 139. Mike: What? 140. Carol: I’ve never seen dad actually dramatically talk. 141. Mike: Wow, thanks for you support. You know I feel like a new man now. 142. Carol: I'm sorry. Look, it’s not so bad. a year, the whole thing left. Ok, maybe be chock. 143. Jason: Ok, I mad it. I am upset with Mike. 144. Maggie: Oh? 145. Jason: Are you? 146. Maggie: Absolutely, I am. But no more doesn’t times before. I mean he’s a kid, Jason. What did you expect? 147. Jason: He said” dad, I swear, I am total responsibly.” 148. Maggie: Jason, you are not ready for total responsibility. I mean there’s a boy fifteen. He’s a hormone with feet. 149. Jason: I know, I know. But someday that hormone will be a man. And the man will have a sense of responsibility. 150. Maggie: Go talk to him. You want to sleep or you don’t? Don’t worry. I will continue the search for the pajamas. 151. Mike: What? 152. Jason: You were sleep. 153. Mike: I was? I was. And it was a dream. Oh, you are still angry? 154. Mike: Dad, I know there is no excuse. But Jerry's car handle is really badly, and I was the one who decided because Jerry was too drunk to drive. 155. Jason: He was an unconscious. 156. Mike: I know. 157. Jason: What are you doing kids drink like that? 158. Mike: I should call you. 159. Jason: Why didn’t you. 160. Mike: Oh, dad. There was a girl there. 161. Jason: Oh, thanks. Good thinking for parents. Mike, what kind of relationship we have that we can trust you? 162. Mike: I don’t know. I guess a jerk, maybe he can trust me. 163. Jason: Well, that’s certain one way to go. That’s my father went with me. I guess I hope when I have a son were different. 164. Mike: I know, dad. 165. Jason: Mike, you probably don’t remember this, but when you were three weeks old, I took a mad home open. Cradled in my arms, up comes down he shut up the schoolboard I hug you real tie, jumping down and you through up when you 166. Mike: I am sorry, dad. 167. Jason: It was my fault. And I shouldn’t let you suck my beer of my finger. 168. Mike: No, dad. I meant about tonight. I am sorry. 169. Jason: Well. Thank you. 170. Mike: You know, dad. I try, I really try. But sometimes, I was warning I am doing something very stupid. 171. Jason: So did I uncontrol my impulse. 172. Mike: Yeah. 173. Jason: There was a boy doing something really stupid. And then you wait your chances and get away with it for better ten percent, you go for. 174. Mike: Yeah. 175. Jason: That’s why you ground for two month. 176. Mike: Yeah. 177. Jason: Well, makes you feel a little better. I did pretty things in my day. 178. Mike: You? 179. Jason: Yeah! 180. Mike: Like what? 181. Jason: Well, I remember, when I was sixteen somebody go around everybody one night. We were moving everybody. 182. Mike: You, dad? 183. Jason: huh. of explosion. Had a left, though. There’s a wife to Identification. 184. Mike: You, dad? 185. Jason: We stop saying that. 186. Mike: Does mum know about this? 187. Jason: You’re kidding. How did you think we met? 188. Mike: All right, dad. Give me down stuff now. 189. Jason: No, I don’t. Mike. I mean that is why I've been doubt about. 190. Mike: Oh. Good night, dad. 191. Jason: Good night, son. 192. Jason: Hey, come back here for a second.